Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
