I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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