i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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