hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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