Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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