no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
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