you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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