I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
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