Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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