Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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