did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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