This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
that may or may not have been my penis.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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