He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
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