do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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