She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
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