you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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