Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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