ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
