I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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