why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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