For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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