so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
it was like having sex with a tree stump
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
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