hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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