i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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