My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
only you would photoshop your dick
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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