Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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