Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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