i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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