like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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