Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Randomize
