is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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