Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
And then he peed in my hair
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