that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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