dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I'm at about main and main street
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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