rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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