There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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