There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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