she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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