We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
someone owes me an orgasm
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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