Dual....:-)
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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