Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
