went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
