What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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