so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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