final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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