I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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