Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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