If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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