Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Randomize