ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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