is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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