Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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