How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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